Feb
16
M.M.
- Stacy: too much
- me: TOO slick.
- Stacy: can't deal!!!!!!
- Ivy: You're sick.
- Stacy: TOO FAT!!!
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And now, a real life chat with my dad
- Me: Just paid off my credit card rawwwwwr I'm awesome.
- Dad: ok
- Me: Jeez it's like nothing impresses you.
- Dad: now you got it
Jan
31
- me: We could be witches.
- Ivy: What do you mean "could" be?
Jan
27
“I’m moving to Shanghai.”
Jan
26
“Needs more gay.”
Jan
25
Sailor Sloots.
- Bouncer: What are you guys looking for?
- Ivy: GIRLS!
“Ugh I hate watching pigeons have sex, but I can’t stop.”
Jan
24
“we need to give more signals to the crowd. like hey crowd, we’re here, we’re queer, and buy me that beer. etc.”
Dec
8
Be careful out there
- Some chubby weenie just tried to force his way into our apartment.
- Oh fuck! Waaaat? How?
- It was a white male. Short hair. Grey spots. He was wearing a collar with a bell. And I was like, no way home boy! You don't live here!
- Innnnto yours or into the bldg?
- Into 76A I was taking armfuls of laundry out And he was like O hai! I'll just come in!
- Omg! And then? That's fuckim scary
- I picked him up and took him back to his house upstairs.
- ohh hes new?
- He lives upstairs
- Ok shit
- Have you caught on yet that he is a cat?
- No! Shit
- Lol
Nov
19
“are you surprised that you don’t get to do hjs in front of your mom?”
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